Teleferic Barcelona - Brentwood

The Spanish manager in Brentwood was great. He opened their Nor Cal operations, and will be doing Texas soon. He told me they are trying to get it “right,” but many customers do not like the socarrat, even if they ask for it (!) and many do.

My wife, who makes a pretty great paella, says it is really difficult to pull it off - there are fine lines between none at all, some but not “enough,” and then burning some (or all) of it. And those fine lines are always different based on grill temperature, amount of liquid that comes out of the seafood and meats, etc. She admits it’s pretty much a lucky guess when it comes out the way she wants it. It is interesting though how Persian tahdig doesn’t seem as “temperamental.”

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Yeah not sure if there is a regional from the garlic vs non garlic ones. The ones we had in southern Spain and Barcelona some had more noticeable garlic flavor while others did not. My understanding is that they just rub a clove of garlic on the bread so any flavor of garlic is pretty mild.

Rubbing a clove of garlic into a piece of hot toast can give a pretty strong garlic flavor.

Does the “hot” part matter, in terms of intensity of flavor? My vague recollection is the Lidia Bastianich also recommended rubbing cloves onto bread for a more subdued flavor.

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I think even details like whether its a whole clove rather than a cut or smashed clove would matter since the latter two would be more pungent when being rubbed on bread

Yes about the details, and NO, NO to the smashed clove. Lidia was really clear about that (I think she thought the strong garlic flavor commonly found in US gralic bread was, like, gauche)! :slight_smile:

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With hot toast fresh off the grill, a clove of garlic practically melts in, so there’s no need to cut or smash it to get a strong flavor.

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whenever i saw this being done on tv, i was always skeptical it was actually doing anything. was shocked how pungent it actually gets, the first time i tried it myself

Dining report:

I went last night with a group of 6. Here’s a rundown of what we ordered and some abbreviated thoughts:

(1) Porrón
Someone who I presume was the Spanish manager that @CiaoBob mentioned came around and poured some tasty sangria in our mouths via a porrón. Fun start to the evening!

(2) Amuse-bouche
Small, circular mushroom quiche. I don’t eat mushrooms (don’t @ me!), so I picked those out and was left with badly disfigured quiche remnants, though the remnants tasted good! The rest of the group were fans of the quiche.

(3) Ham Croquetas

Good fry and seasoning/flavor. The red sauce was a fantastic pepper sauce with just the right amount of heat. These were spherical as you can see, as opposed to the more traditional oblong shape, though that is not a criticism, although the shape consistency was a tad off. The filling was a bit more liquid than expected, perhaps a few extra seconds in the food processor, though not to the point where it ruined the dish. The ingredients and presentation are all here, they just need to refine the prep a smidge.

(3) Pan con Tomate

My sister’s first comment was that the bread was not toasted enough, echoing @CiaoBob’s take. The tomato topping was also, as @CiaoBob mentioned, average at best.

(4) Jamón Ibérico de Bellota

One of my absolute favorite foods. They are clearly using the real deal, and whoever carved it did a great job, which was my main concern going in. It was carved slightly thinner than they do at Wally’s, the only other place in LA I have ordered this. Putting it on top of the pan con tomate almost made that dish worthwhile, though purists might say that this special of ham should be eaten plain.

(5) Patatas Bravas

Pefectly crisped and seasoned potatoes beneath a mountain of brava and aioli. A bit too heavy on the sauces, but, both sauces were delicious, and it’s easy to dab a little sauce on your plate if it’s too much.

(6) Empanadas

I can’t recall a single instance of empanadas on a tapas menu in Spain, which perhaps explains why this dish was good but not great. These were thin discs filled with a yellow curry-esque chicke, rather than the standard empanada shape. Solid, tasty, but nothing special.

(7) Pulpo Telefèric

Perfectly tender and a nice presentation. I’m not a huge octopus fan, but I really enjoyed this.

(8) Gambas al Ajillo

These were served head on, which was tough for the youngster in the group, but they were very tasty. Garlic notes without being overly garlicky. It also came with bread, which was toasted a bit better than the pan con tomate bread.

(9) Prime Wellington

Puff pasty encasing a delicious short rib. Interestingly, the pastry here felt closer to an empanada than the actual empanadas on the menu. This came with a few bite sized potato croquettes on the side, which, interestingly, were both less liquidy and more uniform in shape/size than the ham croquettes.

(10) Gazpacho Porrón

The youngster ordered this and gulped most of it down in mere seconds. I didn’t get a picture before he started eating (drinking?) it, but the presentation was really nice. It had more flourish than a standard gazpacho, but the one taste I got told me this was a winner.

(11) Cali-Flower

Silly title, but great dish. This place is very adept at making sauces, and the romesco for the cauliflower was no exception. It came with some cheese and nuts, which were nice additions.

(12) Paella Mixta

Pro-tip, but when we ordered the paella, the waiter asked if we wanted the large version, which is not mentioned on the menu, as the standard paella allegedly only feeds 1-2. I don’t know how many the large is “supposed” to feed, but I can tell you that we all ate good sized servings, and there was still a 3/4 full takeout container left over. We ordered it with the socarrat, and just like @CiaoBob, we felt it was a bit light on the socarrat. The flavor and preparation of the rice was spot on. The pork and octopus were great, the chicken was good but a little dry. The shrimp, however, was bad–not spoiled bad, but texture bad, it was practically mushy. We also thought the dish could have used a few more dollops of the aioli that comes on top, which should be an easy thing to request for next time.

(13) Churros con Nutella

I have incredibly fond memories of stumbling out of the club at 5AM and walking over to the corner cafe for churros con chocolate. There are three things that make a great churro. The churro itself, the chocolate, and the heat. The churro and the chocolate have to be piping hot. These nailed two of the three. The churro was great (though just a tad overcrisped), the flavor was fantastic–it was either nutella inside and chocolate dipping sauce, or maybe vice versa, but it did not come out piping hot.

Final thoughts:
I’m a sucker for Spanish food, having lived in Spain many moons ago, so I was incredibly excited when I found out this place was opening. I have long been underwhelmed by Spanish cuisine in LA. Manchego in Santa Monica is my one reliable spot, though it is firmly of the cute neighborhood restaurant category. It does not have an exciting atmosphere, nor a liquor license, nor a propensity for creativity–it sticks to the classics, and by all means, generally nails them. I’ve been to Soulmate in West Hollywood, which gets perhaps too creative with Spanish/Mediterranean fare, to varying degrees of success. Telefèric is the perfect middle ground. It’s not afraid to get creative with its presentation of classic Spanish dishes, or perhaps add a bit of flair, but it is not flipping the script on its head. It has a full bar (not mentioned, but my cocktail was very solid) and a lively atmosphere, with appropriately-volumed music and a sense of communal fiesta (for example, the manager bringing around the porrón). The food was well flavored and the sauces were outstanding. There are certainly some kinks that need to be worked out–the service was good but still learning. My main criticism was on the cooking precision–the bread needed to be toasted longer, the croquette filling could have used a few seconds less in the processor, the shrimp in the paella was cooked too long (the garlic head on shrimp were cooked perfectly). The flavors are there. The food presentation is there. The atmosphere is there. I’m hopeful they will iron out these minor finish cooking details as they find their footing, which would make it an outstanding restaurant. Though even as it is now, I am excited to return and try some new dishes and re-order the standouts.

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why does a steak paella piss me off so much… feels like a donut burger. i have food issues

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Haha - it is not trad, and makes the paella far greasier than it should be.

Been looking for a great Spanish restaurant in LA for ages. Unfortunately, this ain’t it.

Good drinks. Nice atmosphere. But in the end it was basically the equivalent of going to Barcelona and having a tourist trap dinner.

Paella was absolutely dreadful—undercooked rice, primary flavor was meat fat and grease. Sent it back. Starting to honestly think Paella is just something better eaten at home.

Pan con tomate was honestly an embarrassment. Soggy, bad bread just ruined the whole thing. I can’t believe they’re serving this.

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Which paella did you get?

The pan con tomate was bad, no doubt about that.

What else did you order? Did you enjoy any dish(es)?

Oh, that stinks. Hopefully it’s opening period jitters?

Genuine question: how come? Does that apply to paella in Spain, too?

I had one really good dish: meatballs in a masala sauce over cous cous.

I got the mixta. The thing that was bizarre to me was I got zero paprika or saffron flavor.

Making paella properly, in my experience, takes an hour. You have to give it the time for the broth to gently cook down into the rice while generating the crispy rice at the bottom naturally. I find that many restaurants—especially in the US—try to cheat this process in various ways necessary to expedite service or make serving the dish economical. This results in things like undercooked rice, no crispy bottom, unevenly cooked proteins, etc.

I don’t claim to be a good cook. But I have a great paella recipe that results in a pan that looks like this. It typically takes me around an hour 10.

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While on the topic—I find most seafood paellas suck. The seafood really needs to be cooked completely separately to avoid being overcooked, and the flavors are all disjointed as a result. I am a valenciana or bust guy on paella.

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I would never order a Paella in Barcelona in any case not sure why you would expect a good one from there it’s such a specific dish to Valencia. I’d rather see Fideua which is similar-ish and Catalan or other local specialties like Cannelloni or a Bikini from a Barsa specialist. I’m still keeping an open mind about the place but as the say the proof of a pudding is in the tasting.

Even Jose Andres recommends grating tomatoes for Pa amb tomaquet btw it’s impossible to do it the way they do in Barcelona unless you have the right kind of tomato that is very juicy and almost over ripe, most tomatoes here are more meaty and just not right. It’s an easy dish to fuck up if the bread and tomatoes aren’t right that’s for sure!

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Not at all. Most restaurants in Spain can make a decent to fantastic paella, even outside Valencia. Hell, one of the top 5 paellas I’ve ever had the good fortune to try was at a weekly farmer’s market in Provence. Paella is a Mediterranean thing, not just a Valencian thing.

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Went with a friend - a former restaurant critic. Without belaboring the entire meal -we had the seafood paella. WTF?!!! It looked so sad, so disappointing. (Imagine the SNL skit about the tape store, where they are attentive and helpful, but their tape is crap.?) Go to Google images and type in seafood paella. ALL those images look great and nothing like this. I know my paella. Starting in Spain as a teenager. (where I had it almost every night for 2 weeks). and in France (where it is common along the coastal towns - where they call it “pay-la”) - and I’ve never had a paella look anywhere near this sad. It was heartbreaking. Because the staff were kind and enthusiastic I didn’t have the heart to tell them this was horribly disappointing in taste and execution. (good god - they’re from Spain, why can’t they see what a disaster this is?) The socorrat was non-existent (was told you have to ask for it - and some people think it’s burnt. Well, some people are food-ignorant - as that’s THE BEST FUCKING PART OF IT! Anyway, after one bite of this soggy dark mess I was thinking we should leave and go have dinner anywhere. Save the evening and get a pizza. It was, by far, the worst paella I’ve ever had. Imagine, say “International World-Land” amusement park in, oh, Georgia. And they had a Spain-Land restaurant. And the paella was made by a guy who only had road-side diner experience and used the recipe from Joy of Cooking but left out the saffron and paprika and used seafood from the frozen food section of Piggly-Wiggly. That’s what it was like. My friend (who picked out the place) apologized to me EIGHT times. I said “Who could imagine it would be that bad?”

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