China Pot King (SGV)

China Pot King is a hot pot restaurant in SGV.

Ok, now you may be asking, why is little blue face over here wasting my time with another review of a hot pot restaurant in, of all places, SGV?

Is it because the joint is AYCE?

Is it because it’s hot pots look like fondue towers?

Is it for the pork brains?

It is because they list Budweiser as a “Desert” [sic} on their menu?

Is it because the meats on offering are of such quality that even Purina rejected them?

No, no, no, no, and no (at least I think it’s “no” on the last one).

No, the reason to come here, if you absolutely have to is for the 7 p.m. nightly show of the tea ceremony. You get to watch some miserable lady, dressed in traditional garb, doing a little dance while pouring tea in the most contrived and strained manner one can imagine. Now I know what it must’ve felt like watching the Bearded Lady at the circus way back when.

China Pot King
1558 New Ave
San Gabriel

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New thread: Theatrics Overcoming Bleh Food: Thai Elvis, Marty & Elayne, China Pot King Tea Dance, etc…

Hi @ipsedixit,

Yikes this sounds painful. Thanks for the warning.

Mon ami, this isn’t even theatrics overcoming bleh food.

More like theatrics blending into the bleh food.

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Marty & Elayne
[/quote] Awesome

A very vivid description of a profoundly disturbing event…

It seems to be a budding trend to have dinner and be able to see a brief show at these upstart Chinese imports. Chuan’s in Temple City which was declared “the future of Chinese dining” by LA Eater Chuan's is the Future of Chinese Dining in Los Angeles - Eater LA
has a face change show every other evening that repeats every hour or so. The expensive Chinese hot pot place in the Arcadia’s Santa Anita mall offers a noodle pulling dance for two bucks. The possibilities are endless.
But back to the tea show. Who gets to drink the tea? Highest bidder?

Not even sure it’s “tea”.

it’s water. it’s water even in Chengdu.

But unlike us, many Sichuanese genuinely enjoy the show, and may have been known to tip.

I would tip her to stop.

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For actors and diners alike, there is no hell.

There is dinner theater.

That sounds like something… well… I’m pretty sure I don’t wanna be the person eating those noodles.

Alternate joke:

If you’re getting your noodle pulled for two bucks, you might wanna rethink your life choices.

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Ha ha ha!

alternatively, you could pat yourself on the back for getting a bargain.

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If I could do that, I’D be the one charging two dollars.

ba-dum-CHING!

I’m here all week. Tip your waitstaff!