Batch Nine
Yeah yeah I’ve been really late on these…
FarmShop
Mini chocolate chips and a good wide spread equals a pretty even distribution and overall consistent cookie. The edges aren’t that crisp and crumby, but the center is brought right up to that perfectly done line. It doesn’t look like much, and seems like it could be forgettable in the larger FarmShop bakery line up, but it’s competently executed and an all around solid cookie.
Paderia Bakehouse
Paderia has a good line up of cookies, but we’re focusing on the sea salt chocolate chip here. And wow, it’s a knockout. The crisp edges and exterior create a shell that holds a nearly molten center. It’s an epic cookie (my only gripe is that all the salt is concentrated on middle of the cookie) but that doesn’t take anything away from what amounts to the the apex west side chocolate chip cookie when you do get that salty center bite. It’s phenomenal.
Paderia Bakehouse’s walnut chocolate chip is reminiscent of Levian’s famous cookie. Like the sea salt chocolate chip, it’s perfectly baked. And the balance of choclate to walnut turns out well. It’s easily checks the crisp edges and molten center box.
85 Degrees
85 Degrees is probably better known for their other baked items (for good reason) so I didn’t have high expectations for their chocolate chip cookie in a bag. It’s soft baked, and with an interesting almost oatmeal cookie spice profile, but still not chewy. It’s okay, but just made me want taro bread instead.
Porto’s Bakery & Cafe
Super strong QPR out of the gate, Porto’s chocolate chip cookie is the perfect size and a textural bullseye. It’s probably likely to be overlooked amongst Porto’s more popular and well known items, but this is a real sleeper. It’s an interesting point of comparison to the 85 Degrees down the block, which is also has a big menu of other bakery items, but this cookie is so much better. That said, it’s not destination worthy, but if you’re coming for other things and want something classically satisfying that you won’t regret, this will do it.
Le Pain Quotidian
This is perhaps the biggest cookie I’ve had. It’s absolutely massive. It’s also absolutely forgettable. The flavor is fine, and it’s got a good amount of chocolate chips, but it’s also just so mediocre that the only thing going for it is that you could buy one and split it with three friends. It’s definitely still better than Corner Bakery though.
Sprinkles
You can probably see the trend here of trying chocolate chip cookies at places known for things other can cookies, but this is all fair game since it’s on the menu. Sprinkles’ chocolate chip cookie is soft baked so that it started to come apart as I picked it up. I should have known I’d be in for a sugar bomb, but to its credit, there is a really nice amount of salt to balance it out a bit. There is a slight graininess to the base, but overall it’s a really solid cookie, and actually quite dense and chewy in the center. It’s still going to punch you in the face with sugar, so I can’t really say that’s the move at Sprinkles if you don’t want a super bougie cupcake that’s also packed with sugar.
Goodboybob
Another soft baked cookie with a great salt topping with some significant crystals. The base is buttery with a slight nuttiness, and a complexity that indicates some other flours like rye or buckwheat. It’s a heater down the middle, and compared with other coffee shop chocolate chip cookies, it’s up there though probably just outside that top tier belonging to GGET and Largwa/Thank You Coffee.
Largwa
Speaking of… let’s check in on Largwa. munch munch Yup, still a banger.
Baker’s Bench
Clear the decks, since I first had it back in June, Baker’s Bench’s vegan chocolate chip cookie has become one of my favorites (ie: I get one almost once a week). And clearly I can’t describe it as buttery because it’s not but it’s like almost like it is so I just don’t know. It’s one of the best vegan cookies I’ve had in my life because it feels like it’s cakey still substantial and again I can’t believe it’s not butter. The edges are firm and a bit crunchy, but just past that it’s soft and chewy, and so damn flavorful. I’m confident to call it a top tier cookie, one of the best on the east side, and a must get alongside your other Baker’s Bench pastries.
Death & Co.
Huh? A bar selling chocolate chip cookies? Alright, well they’re a good, average cookie. I was hoping for a bit more knowing Death & Co.’s creative cocktail program, but they’re flat, a bit chewy, and just fine overall. The most admirable feature is the good sprinkling of giant salt crystals (perhaps that’s the cocktail influence?). So if you want something sweet to pair with your drinks, it’s passable, but also who care’s when you’ve got drinks.
I’ve got enough stashed for batches ten and eleven, so hopefully I won’t take so long between them…
Batch One
Batch Two
Batch Three
Batch Four
Batch Five
Batch Six
Batch Seven
Batch Eight