FTC Confessions

I don’t like croissant shatter. The mess it causes makes me edgy and it tastes like nothing.

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I didn’t know you were best friends with my wife.

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My sister from another mister. :wink: Seriously, though, does shatter have to be involved in order to get a good croissant? Is shatter to show off a baker’s skill or does it have an effect (affect?) on the flavor and inside texture? These are kinda rhetorical questions, but bakers can feel free to respond.

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Kinda agree. Let’s put it this way… bad croissants can shatter. It’s not my sign of a good croissant. for I’m the same way about getting the crumbs all over the place, That is why, while I love a good croissant, it’s hardly ever my first choice for breakfast.

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For me it’s lightness while retaining buttery-ness…

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This and this. :slightly_smiling_face:

Not that with my adult palate I’d have liked them much anyway, but the Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli were not as good as they were when I was a kid, which is not surprising given the inferior ingredients.

“throwback” recipe

  • tomatoes (tomato puree, water)
  • water
  • enriched wheat flour (wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate [vitamin b1], riboflavin [vitamin b2], folic acid)
  • beef
  • crackermeal (enriched wheat flour [bleached wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid], may contain guar gum)
  • sugar
  • Romano cheese from cows milk (part-skim milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes)
  • salt
  • dried onion
  • dried garlic
  • carrots
  • beef broth
  • spices
  • caramel color
  • olive oil
  • citric acid

current recipe

  • tomatoes (tomato puree, water)
  • water
  • enriched wheat flour (wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate [vitamin b1], riboflavin [vitamin b2], folic acid)
  • beef
  • crackermeal (enriched wheat flour [bleached wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid], may contain guar gum)
  • high fructose corn syrup
  • salt
  • textured vegetable protein (soy flour, soy protein concentrate, caramel color)
  • modified corn starch
  • soybean oil
  • carrots
  • dehydrated onion
  • caramel color
  • citric acid
  • enzyme modified cheese (cheddar cheese [pasteurized milk, cultures, salt, enzymes], cream, water, salt, sodium phosphate, xanthan gum, carotenal [color])
  • flavorings
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I like Hamburger Helper I think it delicious! IMO one of the best meals from a box. I haven’t ate it in years but I loved it as a kid and teenager.

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Since we’ve moved to Seattle we now have a fave bagel place so they’re always here, in the fridge or freezer. We usually get sesame and everything. Even trying to contain it to a plate I still have seeds all down my front. Plus the need to floss.

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I think, as a young ADULT, I would cook up Kraft (?) mac n cheese and then mix in some kind of jarred 'sketti sauce. It was ‘fuel.’

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When I was first living on my own at 17 I would boil a package of spaghetti and pour Ragú on half of it from the jar. The next meal I’d run hot tap water over the leftover spaghetti.

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Not wrong. My Dad was Boston born and raised, and never waivered in his love of B&M beans, and the bread in the can that my sister and I thought so weird, but had to admit was so good. I still hit up the baked beans as a salt heavy indulgence a couple of times a year.

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Only 1% fat. I need to buy some salt pork to fix that.

I reheated a slice of pizza in the microwave because it’s too damn hot to use the toaster oven and I’m wilting like a petunia.

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I think ikura > caviar

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Katsu Sando x Needle Kakigori bang banging itself right now would be perfect.

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Not sure this is a confession, but I’m a little more bugged than I should be when restaurant bars put your receipt in a little glass/jar/container that is too small to hold a credit card. Not a huge deal, I know, but my wife and I love to sit at the bar and share food and drink, and it’s something I’ve noticed.

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Right before covid my friends and I reserved the private room in Providence which is basically inside the kitchen. We took a car service bc we were doing the wine tasting. During the ride from the OC to the restaurant we started drinking tequila. By the time the 4th/5th course came I literally fell asleep in my chair. I’m too embarrassed to ever show my face again at Providence. In my defense I woke up early that day to work out. I had a lot of hard alcohol and lots of wine.

Anybody else ever have this happen to them?

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THAT is some pre-gaming right there!

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