Okay, here we go:
Spicy Wonton
We found this to be doughy, without much in the way of filling. Not much heat, either; just greasy. If anything, the oil/sauce was sugary sweet. HARD PASS
Sheng Jian Bao
Super doughy, scant filling. Very little flavor to what little meat/veg were inside, and also rather sweet. We had to request some vinegar to be brought, as they don’t normally serve it with any condiments, and while the vinegar helped, we both found the execution to be lacking. HARD PASS
Sichuan Noodle with Minced Pork
(Going off memory here on the name of the dish)
This was pretty much it: a big bowl of oil with noodles in it. There were 2 pieces of baby bok choi floating around in there, and no more than an infant’s handful of minced pork, no more than 7 tiny little specks of meat, tops. Again, overly sweet. Looked nothing like the picture, which showed noodles and minced pork dressed in spicy chili oil. At this point, we knew this lunch had been a bust. HARD PASS
Cold Chicken and Noodle
(Again, don’t remember exact name of dish)
So this looks decent, right? Finally a dish where they didn’t skimp on the meat? Nope! What you see is all there was: about 7 slices of cold chicken right on top of a mountain of noodles. The flavor profile was actually okay with this one, with a nice peanut sauce, but the proportions were still all out of whack. I felt like I was drowning in pasta, and knew I’d be hungry again in just a few hours. PASS
Drinks and Service
We both got this grapefruit green tea. It was really good, and I loved the tiki glass. Unfortunately, it took 15 minutes for me to get mine, and my dining companion was waiting another 10 minutes for his identical tea to arrive. We kept having to flag down the servers and ask if this or that were coming, and while they were very apologetic each time, nothing ever improved.
It was so bad, they even offered us a free dessert (without our asking, mind you), but we were so over the whole thing we just wanted to leave and so declined the offer. The restaurant wasn’t even half full! So we don’t know what happened, but it took us over 2 hours in total, and it was one of the worst restaurant meals either of us had had during recent memory.