Wow, @ElsieDee, just how stoned were you? 
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Hospital turkey sandwich with mayo, mustard, and Doritos.
Next time I’ll show you pudding with crushed graham crackers!
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Lol I used to love the patty melt at the hospital in Santa Monica I volunteered at in grade school!
Yakisoba a la plancha con txistorra y tocino for me great plancha-hei!
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Nice . I have been on the kick of Guerrero harina flour tortillas heated stovetop. With canned taco bell refried beans . And I’m watching The Hills reruns . I’ve hit bottom
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This might be more of a confession for me, but I eat subs with salt & vinegar potato chips inside wether I’m drunk, stoned, hungry or none of the above. It’s my thing. 
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AKA The intern’s repast. #TwoGramSodiumDiet
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HA! Lots if places now have ‘raw’ flour tortillas that you heat up on a griddle. I’ve gotten them at whole foods, ralphs and smart and final. they are in the refidgerated section. They make wonderful cheesy beany roll ups for which to douse in hot sauce.
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Mr. Pimpin was alone tonight. Yes, hijinks ensue.
Had a chicken breast in the fridge I had to cook. So…
I cut the chicken breast into chunks. I doused it with extra hot Frank’s. Then I took corn starch and mixed it with dried Frank’s red hot seasoning. Tossed it all into the chicken and let it marinate.
Skillet, hot oil. Brown chicken.
Remove from skillet. Add a touch more oil and add onion.
Add two big fistfuls of Costco frozen stirfry vegetables.
Add the last tablespoon of Cajun blackening seasoning I had on hand.
Added a tiny bit of butter, just enough to bloom some garlic
Add the chicken back in,
Added a tiny bit of chicken broth
Everything thickened up and voila…
Gr8pimpin’s Drunk Stoned and Kinda Hungry Cajun Stir Fry
(Slightly overcooked the veggies) But it was surprisingly tasty 
LOL!
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Yeah they are, it’s hard to find the big bags. But you can order them online.
They are owned by Utz.
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Have you tried layering different puddings with different crushed items? Seriously, you can make grand parfaits!
Naw, you’ve a way to go! (I had a couple spoonfuls of peanut butter with honey drizzled over [which technically meant the honey dripped off the sides of the spoon and then down my chin].)
Used a fork to work around the sides of the filling until the mass was decreased to a point where I could tuck up one end and then fold the sides like a burrito.
Well, this fine creation led to me craving carrot cake - but not the actual cake and rather the cream cheese frosting. I tricked myself into eating four fruit popsicles, instead, followed by some suspiciously ancient Reese’s Peanut Butter “trees” excavated from the freezer. Since I didn’t buy them in 2020 they must have been from 2019. Or earlier.
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I like that sort of thing but on top of a Ritz cracker with sriacha or sambal on top!
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I think a FTCer or two might appreciate this:
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OK, I did not know about these until tonight. Wifey brought some for dessert while we had a Chick-fil-A picnic at the beach.
We weren’t stoned, or drunk but we were hungry. Though I could see these as a treat for when I am drunk or stoned (if I got stoned)
We had the miniatures. But I’m already looking to upsize.
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Like it . Was going to sous vide burger patty then fry for less then a minute . Beat me to the punch. Innovative.
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If you were properly stoned, you would’ve eaten the paper.
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Mais où est le fromage?
I did not know where to put this one. Something a friend shared with me this week…
I’ve not purchased instant ramen in ages, so I don’t know if I’m ever going to get around to trying this.
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